03.09.2012 Post in Funny Stuff

Forex Horoscope for August 03.09 – 09.09, 2012

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

For Aries it is better to concentrate on trading in the beginning of the week than discuss it with other traders. On Monday and Tuesday silence tactics will bring you a significant profit. To preserve the gain, substitute silence for inactivity on Friday.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you are pragmatic Taurus, relaxation and spending time with friends may be good for your wallet. Informal communication will open new frontiers for trading, as well as help to learn about nonstandard trading strategies and grasp the market laws. Do not hurry to test your theory on practice, take some time till the next week to think over the information received.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

People in trouble are left to themselves. Gemini will have to do their best to survive the gale of stock market in the beginning of the week and stay afloat. The Promised Land will appear on the horizon on Wednesday, but Gemini will be able to feel ground under their feet only on Friday given that they work hard.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

For Cancer the mantra of this week is: “work, work, and work again”. Forex will demand dedication and involvement from you. The worst day for trading karma is Wednesday as you will have to try uncomfortable asana. Trading nirvana will be achieved on Friday.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The importance of being earnest will be of much importance for Leos this week. Inattention towards the details and natural lack of care may result in huge losses. It is good that inborn quick wit and imagination are always to your service.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

When the door is closed, the window opens. On Monday Virgos may lose but on Tuesday they will find a way to restore their financial stability. Unforeseen change of strategy and trading style, use of indicators or even trading platform – all this will positively contribute to your budget.

Libra (September 23 – October 23)

Yield curve for Libras will remind of sine wave. Monday losses will give a way to small profit on Wednesday which will hardly offset Friday’s damages. Unfortunately, it will be possible to change trigonometric function into linear one only during the next week.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Scorpios, like equilibrists, are on a shoestring above the bankruptcy. Utmost concentration, patience and coolness will help to close deals with the maximum profit. The main thing is not to look down but think of how reach the end of the week.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Sagittarius will have to come down to earth. You spend more that earn. Try to avoid any losses and find new opportunities for earning. Work hard to reach the sun as Icarus did.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorns, just stay calm! Losses happen on Forex and damages of Monday and Tuesday will not affect your financial prosperity. You are a first-class trader in the prime of your life and your trading session on Thursday and Friday will be the best evidence of this.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Aquariuses lost in the thicket of Forex market should look for a trail of bread crumbs. Practical pieces of advice from other traders on Thursday or Friday may increase your deposit. But be sure to choose the right adviser.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Per Monday’s aspera ad Friday’s astra. For Pisces the beginning of the week will be marked with unsuccessful deals but they will manage to take the right course on Wednesday. Thursday’s and Friday’s flight in free space of currency market will be profitable for you.